So right before I committed blogging suicide and stopped paying for a website, I promised to go out and find you ways to save and make money. I had no idea how to do that but I believe in the old western proverb “jump and the net will appear.” So here I am, with a blog site that doesn’t quite work yet, a hosting site that really doesn’t do what it promises yet, and a fan base that has no idea where I am or what I am doing (Don’t sweat it. I’m me and have never let having no idea what I am doing stop me. It just REALLY slows me down).
All that being said, I couldn’t wait until I worked out all the ghosts in the machine to share this with you this; Bev/RAGE (http://www.bevrage.com/promo/CDBFPTUS
I stumbled across this new app just in time. I was thirsty. I was also breathing. That is a terrible combination and one that has led to bar fights, bankruptcies, and destabilization of small countries.
It’s so simple that even a caveman can do it. I know from firsthand usage.
Download the Bev/RAGE app to your smart phone. Authors note: If my phone was that smart it would figure out how to steal power and stay charged all the time. Until it becomes sentient and fights to not die, I am not impressed.
Drink somewhere they itemize your receipt. I’m thinking a chain restaurant or a Japanese public vending machine. The only thing the Japanese love more than buying beer from a public vending machine is accounting.
Open the Bev/RAGE app and drink whatever they are offering. Seriously, it’s FREE booze. What do you care what it is? Put personal tastes aside and drink for FREE baby!
Check the app once in a while since you can’t believe an app is buying a drink for you.
Step 4 1/2:
Oh! It gets better. My Dos Equis cost $4.23. Bev/RAGE sent $5.00 directly to my PayPal account for drinking it. I’m not a Rocket Scientist but I’m pretty sure that’s a good deal! I know, I know, Rocket Scientists aren’t Accountants but it’s so much more fun being a Rocket Scientist. Then again, it’s probably more fun being a Porn Star. Hmmm….. Rocket Scientist or Porn Star? Quick reality check. Not qualified for either lucrative career.
Enjoy your beer. This is the link. Please drink irresponsibly. http://www.bevrage.com/promo/CDBFPTUS
Step 6- 100:
Proof that this actually works is below. I was VERY cynical.
Hello Kire Sydor,
Just thought you’d like to know Bevrage Co., sent you $5.00 USD.
Don’t see the money in your account?
Don’t worry – sometimes it just takes a few minutes for it to show up.